1. If in Visual Entertainment Media, the day starts by afternoon and ends by next day morning.
2. 4 out of 10 ppl you meet is Gujarati, and issh you end up talking to all in Gujarati and rephrase later in Hindi. :D
3. If a localite say " paas mein hai, you can go by walk" Do not trust.. Walked for an hour to reach the place. Phew.
4. You may have zillion relatives in Mumbai; try staying in a sharing Apt. Experience.
5. Take away food has its own charm here.
6. Walk, Walk n Walk until you sweat hard. It’s a cool trend here, you walk and talk.
7. Roadside Sandwich, Dabeli, Wada pau are anytime reliable to any restaurant.
8. People with celeb attitude are none other than RICKSHAWALAS. How do you feel when 10 such rejects you daily?
9. House parties are most preferred and enjoyed than to travel to town for partying.
10. Your booze is just a call away. Home Delivery – boon.
11. Our knight in shining armour --- JUST DIAL. Especially when its 10 pm and you girls are locked out of your flat, with keys inside.
12. Railway punching vouchers are time savers. Punch and board.
13. Local train goof ups : Boarding at wee hours towards Virar ( quiet sticky experience) , sat in a handicap coach (Discovered after 10 mins of boarding), boarded 1st class in 2nd ticket.
14. Save huge money on cab, use local. Eventually you get used to it.
15. You are married to your roommate. Be nice.
16. Be smart with Auto walas, or they will beat around the bush.
17. With street shopping, do street bargaining. It works.
18. You see many good faces. Smile, talk. Go bird watch.
19. Visit “THE JANTA BAR” – Palli Naka, coolest bar I have been to. Its Decent—Come on in.
20. Sit long hours on Bandstand, Carter road, Marine drive, Juhu with friends. Dub over the sleazy hanky panky scenes around.
21. Deserts at Candies. Period.
22. Long horny traffics. Metro to blame.
23. Carry a direction meter, any sane would confuse. West or East?
24. No scratch accident is abusive national issue here.
25. Visit Malls, drool over international brands, bump into bollywood celeb, have Ice cream, come back home.







